Was this the 1995 equivalent of the train coming at the screen in the early 20th century? 9. Flying logosĬapitalism never looked so dazzling. I’m not mad at it, but call a spade a spade, and call a mid-90s visual music accompaniment just that. Pretty sure this is just Windows Media Player. In 2021, a bleak view of what the Amazon rainforest used to look like. In 1995, a quite lovely view of what the Amazon might look like. The scary part? You didn’t even choose this screensaver. The only light emanating from your (probably grey, bulky) Window PC are little gadgets from ‘The Golden Age’ floating across your screen. Picture this: you come back to your computer after making a warm cup of tea. The forest floorīugs! Honestly, this mostly just reminds me of that scene in The Lion King where a meerkat and a warthog convince an apex predator to eat bugs rather than them. Only slightly worse than watching an actual game of baseball, which is only slightly better than watching a game of cricket, which is much better than watching a game of social cricket, which is roughly as good as using Windows 95s through XP. Haunted house? This is barely a slightly disturbed house. This is just Scooby Doo and/or Hardy Boys concept art, slightly animated. Do you know what default is French for? “Settles for less than nothing.” (I don’t speak French.) 16. Your photos should not be your screensaver! They’re dumb and distracting. This is technically a Windows XP screensaver, but XP probably counts as “classic” now (if we’re using radio’s definition of “classic”), so it’s here. (If you’re thinking of a logo bouncing around, you’re thinking of a DVD player.) 18. It’s all the classic PC screensavers, ranked from worst to best.
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